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Hey pple...

This is a joint blog shared by 2 lazy pple - Ciping & Wilbur, who wishes to use each other to maintain the blog. Sadly, Ciping is the more inactive one and Wilbur does most of the work in the end. Feel free to post comments on the tag-board, it feels good to know pple are actually reading and responding to your posts. It gives motivation to write more.

13 October 2004 - 10:41 pm
< Jokes time =) >

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,

"What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move".

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?

That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible, said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."


Took this from somewhere. It gave me a nice laugh. Decided to import humour from other sources to my blog.

Just a little disclaimer.
Regarding the not-so-recent but still recently recent enough little argument btw ** and mr kf, there appears to be some misunderstanding which is largely as a result because people are confused over the identity of ** and as such, has misinterpreted her actions. She wishes for me to make it clear that she was not trying to be 'aggresive' or trying to pick a fight. In fact, it was she who told me to clean up my tagboard. Whatever it is, this matter is over. And this would serve to clear the misunderstanding towards those, if any at all, who have somehow or other misunderstood the whole matter. If you find you don't understand what you're reading, then just don't bother. It is after all, just a little disclaimer.

Grad day in 2 days time. Had a sneak preview of the video today. I seriously hope the video can be edited because I can't hear what the guys are saying at all.

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